So lately me and my mans been doing uber deliveries, but sometimes they just dont tip enough moneys andnit makes me wanna go back to my old ways,, Like poppin my bagina open for a cheeseburger, So i put in the note message, HEY, WANNA SUBSCWIBE TO MY OWNLY FANS???? THERES FOOOOOTTTT AND BURGER!!!! and then they hungry asses jump over to my site as well and make DOUBLE BANK! as opposed to if we just delivered sanwuch! But now theres DOUBLE FUN! DOUBLE MEAT FLAPS!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So with the new app, UBER UOOCHIE you can uber SOME GUSHY TO YOUR DOORSTEP IN ONE TAP OF A FUCKING THUMBMBMBMBMBMB and your life will IMPROVE so your fatass doesnt have to get up and walk to he nearest streer corner or sunoco EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAA’nbbbnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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