Playing the sims in my head:
Sprint Jackson: his parents wanted him to be a world famous Olympian track runner but he just became obese and the co founder of local baby fur convention
Topson Marble: old man you meet at the swap meet has a collection of World War Two memorabilia and rare Chinese porn
Jeric Jeck : alternate universe of eric but he’s has Down syndrome
Skeet ,, battling something very secret. Something rare. The disease that gets your nutsack. Trench foot. Dr Pepper. Dr Pepper in the boots.
Mind Zone : has his own tv show and actually ends up being elected for senate of New York , infiltrates the cities water supply with acid and created world peace.
Flex Pill . Really scary guy at the gym. Big teeth. Real big square teeth. Gorilla tattoo on his neck.
Hamburger pill : stoned on Burger King shift. just a Jerry rigged cart with Xanax addiction. Only eats burger. Comfort food. SpongeBob
Doctor meat strangle : illegally a doctor. Never went to school. Never went to any school. He isn’t even a real person. Has no name. No social security number, no birth certificate. But he’s here. Performing underground plastic surgery for men who want bigger penis and balls
Trickster raper (face tattoo on forehead that says “LAUGHTER”. Guy Bath salts. Went to jail for indecent exposure in a Walgreens. Dip embalming fluid type cigarettes. Atlanta.
akwamaurine Screwgenus : soccer player. Homosexuality
Grout sproub. Probably person with moldy underwear Who won’t change them like Ever even when the popo threatened their lives They all be Like These are my underwear my uncle gave me when I was a child. Electric chair victim and those underwear get fried off.
Help “Ouch” me. Someone’s name rolling down the credits of failed reality tv show. Someone on a bad game show. Who lost. They’re just losing. Their divorced.
(By this time, the text to speech was activated unbeknownst to either of us.)
Yeah, yeah I just went to KFC. I bought myself a fuck you, Tommy Toyota.
Bro it was listening to us. It still is. why do I need to do that? I don’t want to be able to do that. I don’t like that. It feels like rape stop raping stop raping me. It feels like rape. Why are they allowed to do that? I literally feel like throwing it out the fucking window that’s what my primal urges just told me to do fucking stop fucking stop fucking stop. why is it not working? Uninstall iPhone is demonic it has me hooked like dope i keep going back to my junk cuz it has my DOPPPPPAMINE fix.Daily. Hourly. Minutely. Minute Maid. Juice. Juice. Not juice, GMO. G.ot M.e O.PPRESSED. Addictive chemicals in my food always.
Ok now this is just a stream of consciousness for dogs: 🐶 Smoking weed Like a baby puppy dawg🍪🍪🍪🍪🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼Stack paper Stack Cookies Big greensss 🥬 🍪 🍪 big cookie🍪Yea Cookies 🍪 that’s what I thought 💭 that’s what I said.,,, big 🍪 cookie 🍪 WAIT it’s 5:55 holy fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck WHAT 17
WAIT WAIT WHAT WHAT WAIT WAIT
dAWGS of awl KINDS cannot eat 🍪 COOKIES 🍪cuz dawgs COOKIE WILL KILL YOU! 🍪
CHOCLAQAATTTEEEEEEEEE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOnonononono no noOk so this girL walked up 2 mi dawg and was Lik can nobody ever eat cookie again??dawg was like Yo j can’t even cleaning myself Can never licking my fur ever again right like Why does god did this to us?😃😃😃😃😠😠😠😠😀😀😀😀😠😠😠🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩😍😍 Can we download puppy now? 🔗😘🛻🛻🛻🛻🐷🐷✝️I don’t wanna eat a cookie Now. YUp god said No✝️🤞😊🤞🤞🤞🤞Oopsie 💅🏼God said noooo😄🍪🍪🍪🍼🍼🍪😩I don’t understand🌠🩷🩷🩷puppy magic can take us to cookie store😠🍩🍩😠😠🤞Wewo🛻😊🛻😊✝️😊✝️cookie pouch🍪😩😩😩 God entered my penis as an angel body! After God entered my penis, my penis became so hard that it could cause pregnancy all over the world. This is what God wanted. great penis. A penis that could travel around the world and give birth to new children of God. I saw the Lord in Visions as a white angel with a quivering penis. He was as long as a penis. God wants a man who has a hard penis and can use it. This is what God is looking for. The penis that will shake the world. Sprint Jackson now has a divine penis in his pants.
